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Day1. Gloucester v Gloucester
Everybody has a day off but the producers wanted to give the viewing public the chance to see this wonderful team again.
Day 2.
Gloucester v Gloucester Old Spot 15. The match had
to be played at Kingsholme due to a " pig of a pitch".
Day 3.
Gloucester v Paxo Invitation 15. Not much of a game due to the proverbial anticipated "stuffing".
Day 4.
Gloucester v Hall of Mirrors 15. An anticipated game due to it being a "Time of Reflection".
Day 5.
Gloucester v National Callander 15.
Yes you've guessed it- mark it as to when Gloucester are on television again.
Day 6.
Gloucester v Diarist 15.
The opponents are able to plan 12 months in advance as to when Gloucester are on the tele again.
Day 7.
Gloucester v Local Theatre 15.
Have they turned up - Oh yes they have followed by Oh no they haven't.
Day 8.
Gloucester v The Woodlans Trust 15.
These are the people who advocate tree planting on a national scale. Perhaps by the time the trees have matured, a different team may well be shown on Bt Sport.
Day 9.
Gloucester v Standard Fireworks.
Hopefully this match will go with a bang.
Day 10.
Gloucester v Tug o' War 15.
This has been scheduled to pull in the viewers I bet.
Day 11.
Gloucester v Gloucester again just in case you missed Day 1.
Day 12.
Gloucester v Sale was binned due to a repeat of the Northampton v Leicester game.

All done with a tongue in cheek approach so please don't have a rant. After all - it's Christmas