- Fri Apr 22, 2022 7:47 am
#49105
A guy is at the doctor, suffering from erectile disfunction.
The doctor explains that this is a very rare condition, and has only one possible cure. That cure is both unorthodox and risky. He goes on to explain; "The procedure involves grafting tissue from an elephant's trunk onto your manhood."
The man is horrified by the prospect of never again being able to make love, so he hastily agrees to the procedure.
A few months later the man is on his first date after his unusual surgery and is feeling more than a little nervous, seated across from a beautiful woman at a fancy restaurant. They haven't been seated for more than a couple of minutes when he feels a strange sensation in his lap. He soon realises that his penis is straining to be released from his fly. After no more than a few seconds the pressure becomes too great and he has no option but to undo the zipper. No sooner has he done so than his penis reaches up onto the table, grabs a roll from the bread basket and disappears back into his trousers.
His companion's eyes are open wide as she stares at him. His eyes too are stretched wide and he has a stunned expression on his face.
"Errrrr... Could you do that again?" She asks.
"I.....I think so" says the man very slowly. "But I'm really not sure I can get another dinner roll up my arse!!!"
The doctor explains that this is a very rare condition, and has only one possible cure. That cure is both unorthodox and risky. He goes on to explain; "The procedure involves grafting tissue from an elephant's trunk onto your manhood."
The man is horrified by the prospect of never again being able to make love, so he hastily agrees to the procedure.
A few months later the man is on his first date after his unusual surgery and is feeling more than a little nervous, seated across from a beautiful woman at a fancy restaurant. They haven't been seated for more than a couple of minutes when he feels a strange sensation in his lap. He soon realises that his penis is straining to be released from his fly. After no more than a few seconds the pressure becomes too great and he has no option but to undo the zipper. No sooner has he done so than his penis reaches up onto the table, grabs a roll from the bread basket and disappears back into his trousers.
His companion's eyes are open wide as she stares at him. His eyes too are stretched wide and he has a stunned expression on his face.
"Errrrr... Could you do that again?" She asks.
"I.....I think so" says the man very slowly. "But I'm really not sure I can get another dinner roll up my arse!!!"
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