Tom
(its a long time since I was forced to do French at school against my will, but from what Fred Atkinson bored into me, when a Frenchie word ends in "is", its pronounced "eeee".)
Bloovessel was a repeat
.com isn't allowed (although I had a cracking follow on before ARFC Warrior beat me to it.
I have lots and lots of slang references for piles, but that possibly the first time I've ever written down their proper name, English or American!!
I have a 1p bet with myself for who the Tom is that follows this post